The last time I felt this terrible about a movie it was called Mars Attacks!. Blades of Glory is figure skating meets NASCAR exploting the exact same stereotypes that make it completely what it’s not. If you need to see a skating movie I’d recommend The Cutting Edge. Will Farrel and John Heder are a perfect fit for one another, which isn’t saying anything. And what was up with the special effects? EVERY skating scene was done in CG on a green screen. Can’t Hollywood afford stunt doubles? No thank you.