Chicago’s version


St Patty’s day has arrived. I all but forgot. With all my errands earlier, I’m just on my way back from Avis Downtown to home to meet up with Patrick and his enormous new television. The soylent green color of the river is the dye they planted about five hours ago. It’s REALLY REALLY green as though someone dumped a bazillion gallons of Mt Dew into the River. Everyone’s wearing green, beads and beer.