We heard a big loud crashing sound last night. We got really scared because we thought we were being burgled. Turns out it was just that big, green-and-magenta painting in the hallway that fell off one of its hooks, and swung against the wall. Really spooky sounding.
I told E about it and she said the cross that was on the bathroom door fell on the floor, and under the big metal shelf in the kitchen.
I assumed it was you trying to navigate our home. Door’s always open for you — you don’t have to knock everything over. 😉